How awesome is my kid?

So my kid and I were talking about things pertaining to his parents' separation, heartache ensuing from that, and the future. The future involving, in my mature pretending to be detached mommy speech, the parents getting together with other people. Blah blah blah. I hate this conversation. Then my son says,
"I know who you will get to be your boyfriend now"
And I say, "Who?"
He says, "Just wait and close your eyes!"
Which I do. Then he says OPEN

And he is standing there with his Batman mask on.

Now translation: he means George Clooney, whom he knows from the Batman movie.